1 00:00:01,185 --> 00:00:04,177 Someone tried to kill me with a hatchet. 2 00:00:04,289 --> 00:00:08,020 - A hatchet? - Next thing I knew, someone was shooting arrows at me. 3 00:00:08,126 --> 00:00:10,754 - ...Room 1 2. - Arrows? 4 00:00:10,862 --> 00:00:14,195 This man doesn't need a detective. He needs a psychiatrist. 5 00:00:14,299 --> 00:00:16,130 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 6 00:00:22,874 --> 00:00:24,842 Frank? 7 00:00:26,878 --> 00:00:29,142 Frank? 8 00:00:29,247 --> 00:00:31,112 Dearly beloved, let us begin. 9 00:01:45,823 --> 00:01:47,848 [ Thunderclap ] 10 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,400 [ Clock Chiming ] 11 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:21,081 [ Chiming ] 12 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,869 [ Panting ] 13 00:03:18,684 --> 00:03:21,812 - [ Woman ] May I help you? - Uh, yes, this is, uh- 14 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:26,254 Y-Yes? Sir, you'll have to speak up. 15 00:03:27,393 --> 00:03:30,726 Uh, I'm sorry. This is, uh- 16 00:03:30,829 --> 00:03:32,990 This is Room 1 2. 17 00:03:33,098 --> 00:03:35,191 Hello? 18 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,030 Sir? Mr. Dannon? 19 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:41,669 I can't hear you, sir. Mr. Dannon? 20 00:03:43,242 --> 00:03:45,369 Sir, can I help you? 21 00:03:47,079 --> 00:03:49,047 Mr. Dannon? 22 00:03:50,082 --> 00:03:52,050 Mr. Dannon? 23 00:03:54,153 --> 00:03:59,420 - Ready for the next batch? - Your enthusiasm for this kind of work amazes me. 24 00:03:59,525 --> 00:04:02,858 Oh, are you kidding? This is fun. 25 00:04:02,961 --> 00:04:07,295 I've been reading through these cases, and the intrigue, and the romance, and the- 26 00:04:07,399 --> 00:04:10,459 Ooh! The adventure. It's so dangerous. 27 00:04:10,569 --> 00:04:14,403 Sometimes I think that our boss is too good to be true. 28 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaking of the heroic Mr. Steele, wasn't he supposed to join us about an hour ago? 29 00:04:19,111 --> 00:04:21,477 Oh, well, he has so much work to do... 30 00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:24,947 - that I told him that we girls could handle this by ourselves. - Oh. 31 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:28,781 - Ah, good morning, ladies, good morning! [ Blows Kiss ] - Oh, good morning, sir. 32 00:04:28,887 --> 00:04:31,355 - You have several phone calls, but nothing urgent. - Hm. Ah. 33 00:04:31,457 --> 00:04:34,119 - Coffee this morning? - Ah, tea, actually, Mildred. 34 00:04:34,226 --> 00:04:36,558 - You got it, boss! - [ Chuckles ] 35 00:04:36,662 --> 00:04:41,224 Oh, remarkable woman, eh? Filled with spirit, consumed with dedication. 36 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,733 This has got to stop. 37 00:04:43,836 --> 00:04:46,304 Oh, a couple more hours should do it, I'd think. Don't you? 38 00:04:46,405 --> 00:04:51,035 - I mean, you and our Miss Krebs are going to have a little talk. - Really? What about, I wonder? 39 00:04:51,143 --> 00:04:56,274 About who really runs this agency. If I want a file, she asks you first. 40 00:04:56,381 --> 00:05:00,249 If I want a paper clip, she asks you first. 41 00:05:00,352 --> 00:05:03,617 - Well, you must admire the woman's consistency. - I don't care how you do it... 42 00:05:03,722 --> 00:05:08,523 or which method you choose, but somehow you're going to convince her that we are at least equals. 43 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:10,993 Ah! But, Laura, think how it would shatter the- 44 00:05:11,096 --> 00:05:13,189 the perfect harmony of that woman's universe. 45 00:05:13,298 --> 00:05:15,425 I think in situations like this... 46 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:18,526 you know, the truth is always more trouble than it's worth, don't you? 47 00:05:18,637 --> 00:05:19,972 [ Clears Throat ] Ah, pardon me, but I'm looking for Remington Steele. 48 00:05:19,972 --> 00:05:22,497 [ Clears Throat ] Ah, pardon me, but I'm looking for Remington Steele. 49 00:05:22,608 --> 00:05:24,974 Ah, yes, at your service, Mr., ah- 50 00:05:25,077 --> 00:05:27,272 Oh, Dannon. Well, Frank Dannon. 51 00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:31,110 - And my loyal associate, Laura Holt. - Oh, hi. 52 00:05:31,216 --> 00:05:35,880 - What can we do for you, Mr. Dannon? - I need you to find someone. 53 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:40,015 - Excellent. Who? - Me. 54 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:46,954 And you can't remember anything about yourself? 55 00:05:47,065 --> 00:05:51,331 - Not a thing, Miss Holt. - No memories at all- family, friends? 56 00:05:51,436 --> 00:05:54,963 I didn't even know my own name until that motel operator told it to me. 57 00:05:55,073 --> 00:05:57,541 Next thing I knew, someone was shooting arrows at me. 58 00:05:57,643 --> 00:06:00,669 - Arrows? - Well, that's strange, huh? 59 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:04,476 It's abundantly clear that we're dealing with a classic case of amnesia... 60 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:09,145 of which there are two characteristic types: traumatic and hysterical. 61 00:06:09,254 --> 00:06:14,089 In the absence of any bumps, bruises, or other obvious injuries to the skull... 62 00:06:14,193 --> 00:06:16,889 I think we're safe in concluding that this man is suffering from... 63 00:06:16,995 --> 00:06:20,328 - the hysterical form of the condition. - Well, what does that mean? 64 00:06:20,432 --> 00:06:23,560 Someone or something recently scared the living daylights out of you. 65 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:26,729 Ohh. 66 00:06:26,838 --> 00:06:30,035 -[ Clock Chiming ] -[ Thunderclap ] 67 00:06:30,142 --> 00:06:32,110 Wait a minute. 68 00:06:40,786 --> 00:06:43,254 - Someone tried to kill me. - Mm-hmm. 69 00:06:45,157 --> 00:06:48,024 - With a hatchet. - A hatchet? 70 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:51,323 - Would you excuse us for a moment, please? - [ Steele ] Hmm. 71 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:00,602 An arrow? A hatchet? [ Scoffs ] 72 00:07:00,706 --> 00:07:03,698 This man doesn't need a detective. He needs a psychiatrist. 73 00:07:03,809 --> 00:07:05,936 I must admit it's not the most plausible story. 74 00:07:06,044 --> 00:07:09,878 It's obvious the man has been on the receiving end of some terrible psychological blow. 75 00:07:09,982 --> 00:07:12,883 After all, Laura, even paranoids have enemies. 76 00:07:12,985 --> 00:07:18,252 Then we'll refer him to a good counseling service where he can get the kind of help he needs. 77 00:07:18,357 --> 00:07:20,882 By the way, where'd you get this stuff on amnesia? 78 00:07:20,993 --> 00:07:23,587 - Spellbound? - Yes, I was, actually. 79 00:07:23,695 --> 00:07:29,156 Gregory Peck, Ingrid Bergman, Selznick International, um, 1 945. 80 00:07:29,268 --> 00:07:31,896 Why do I ask? 81 00:07:32,004 --> 00:07:34,734 After giving careful consideration to your plight... 82 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,809 Mr. Steele has decided- 83 00:07:37,909 --> 00:07:42,243 - Spellbound? - Or Robin Hood. 84 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:56,518 " Everything for the modern survivalist.'' 85 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,132 [ Car Doors Shut ] 86 00:08:16,048 --> 00:08:19,540 - [ Gun Cocking ] - This is kind of a long shot, isn't it? 87 00:08:19,651 --> 00:08:24,384 - Interesting choice of words. - Until we can generate some information on who you are... 88 00:08:24,489 --> 00:08:27,185 this arrow is all we have to go on. 89 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:37,135 - You the store manager? - Affirmative. 90 00:08:37,235 --> 00:08:40,261 Little lady, you're not gonna stop too many Commies with one of those. 91 00:08:40,372 --> 00:08:42,738 You need our basic Armageddon package for self-defense. 92 00:08:42,841 --> 00:08:45,742 - We're not interested in purchasing- - Think of it as an investment. 93 00:08:45,844 --> 00:08:49,143 When the Red Army appears outside your door, you're gonna thank the good Lord... 94 00:08:49,247 --> 00:08:51,738 you've got the firepower to protect your own perimeter. 95 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:54,114 - No, you don't under- - If price is a problem... 96 00:08:54,219 --> 00:08:56,119 we got installment plans that'll blow you away. 97 00:09:00,359 --> 00:09:04,591 Now, you just can't improve on the government-issue Colt: automatic, dependable, lethal. 98 00:09:04,696 --> 00:09:07,824 Ten-hut! We're private investigators... 99 00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:10,629 and we need to know who purchased this particular arrow. 100 00:09:10,736 --> 00:09:15,332 - Do you keep records on that? - What are you? One of those flaming liberals... 101 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:19,740 who wants to take arrows out of the hands of decent, law-abiding citizens? 102 00:09:19,845 --> 00:09:21,779 Huh? 103 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,088 [ Man Shouting ] 104 00:09:38,897 --> 00:09:41,889 - What are you doing? - Sands of IwoJima... 105 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,367 John Wayne, Republic, 1 949. 106 00:09:59,651 --> 00:10:03,143 [ Sputters, Coughs ] Everybody all right? 107 00:10:03,255 --> 00:10:04,813 We're all right here. 108 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:06,481 - Yeah, I'm okay. - I think so. 109 00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:08,650 Come on, you heathens. We're ready for ya! 110 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,728 Frank? 111 00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:14,699 Frank? 112 00:10:26,912 --> 00:10:29,073 - [ Steele ] Tragic. - [ Laura ] But effective. 113 00:10:29,181 --> 00:10:32,014 Let's not forget who came up with the idea. 114 00:10:32,117 --> 00:10:35,018 [ Frank ] Hey, what's going on? I can't see anything. 115 00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:41,453 - Is that better? - Much. Are you sure this will work, Mr. Steele? 116 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,427 At the very least we'll know more about you when we see who shows up. 117 00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:47,521 My experience with the criminal element leaves no doubt in my mind... 118 00:10:47,632 --> 00:10:49,896 that whoever's trying to kill you will appear here... 119 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:52,367 out of some perverse sense of symmetry- 120 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:54,439 a certain psychotic compulsion... 121 00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:58,532 to confirm the ultimate resolution of the crime. 122 00:10:58,643 --> 00:11:01,407 Yeah, but what if you're wrong, Mr. Steele? 123 00:11:01,513 --> 00:11:03,481 Wrong? 124 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:08,085 Remington Steele? 125 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,352 It seems to be working. 126 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:22,867 [ Lens Cap Clicks ] 127 00:11:26,505 --> 00:11:28,632 [ Frank ] I wonder who she is anyway. 128 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,208 [ Laura ] We were hoping you could tell us. 129 00:11:31,309 --> 00:11:33,709 A sister, maybe? 130 00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:54,890 I must come from a large family. 131 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,093 Dearly beloved, let us begin. 132 00:11:57,202 --> 00:12:00,694 Will the wife of the deceased please step forward? 133 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:18,587 [ Laura ] Terry Lowell Dannon, according to the funeral home register. 134 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,658 Ring any bells? 135 00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,629 Total stranger. 136 00:12:26,131 --> 00:12:29,066 Widow number two, uh, Barbara Troy Dannon. 137 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,135 No, I- 138 00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:37,273 [ Laura ] Nancy Stinson Dannon. Is this doing anything for you? 139 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,605 No, I- 140 00:12:39,711 --> 00:12:41,736 [ Steele ] Stella Martino Dannon. 141 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,814 She's not my type. 142 00:12:43,915 --> 00:12:46,577 Everyone appears to be your type. 143 00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:49,415 I-I mean, you seem to have... 144 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:53,252 such a democratic taste with women, Mr. Dannon. 145 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,986 Next slide please, Mildred. 146 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,260 Oh, I wish I remembered her. 147 00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:07,166 Mary Howell Dannon. That's it. 148 00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:09,502 Five wives at the same time. 149 00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:11,508 Tsk, tsk. Oh, boy. 150 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,876 I have five wives. 151 00:13:19,351 --> 00:13:21,319 [ Moans ] 152 00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:26,190 Oh! 153 00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:33,157 - Come on. Stay with us. Stay- Stay with us. - Oh. 154 00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:35,232 - There we go. Yes. - You all right? 155 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:39,599 I-Well, I-I- I just keep having these flashes, like- like in a dream. 156 00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:41,831 No, no, more like a nightmare really. I- 157 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,671 And nothing makes sense until the end when someone tries to kill me with a hatchet. 158 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:48,507 - Who's trying to kill you? - Well, I can't see who. 159 00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:53,679 - But I know it's a woman. - What a surprise. 160 00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:56,549 - I've got it. - You do? 161 00:13:56,655 --> 00:14:00,489 Mirage. Gregory Peck, Walter Matthau. Universal... 162 00:14:00,592 --> 00:14:03,117 eh, 1 965. 163 00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:05,822 - Well, I- I don't remember that one. - I'm not surprised. 164 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,455 Peck plays a man with amnesia who's in great danger. 165 00:14:08,566 --> 00:14:12,662 He has this recurring flashback that unravels the entire mystery. 166 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:15,171 And Frank's dream is the key? 167 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:17,241 Precisely, Mildred. 168 00:14:17,342 --> 00:14:19,810 Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Steele. 169 00:14:19,911 --> 00:14:23,312 Oh, that's- [ Sighs ] Isn't it amazing... 170 00:14:23,415 --> 00:14:26,907 how our boss uses even old movies to get to the heart of things? 171 00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:30,146 Stupefying. 172 00:14:30,255 --> 00:14:34,021 Yeah, but I don't remember much about it, except for the hatchet! 173 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,652 Relax. Peck couldn't figure it out till he was staring death in the face. 174 00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:40,390 Oh, terrific. You think we might get there a little earlier? 175 00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:43,194 - Well, at least we have solid suspects. - Five, to be exact. 176 00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:45,861 - Mildred! - But who's counting? 177 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,870 My wives? 178 00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:51,066 Maybe one of them tried to give you a quickie divorce. 179 00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:54,304 Well, how do we find out which one, Mr. Steele? 180 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,682 Excellent question. 181 00:14:57,782 --> 00:15:01,980 Uh, Miss Holt, why don't you run Frank through that plan I've been devising, eh? 182 00:15:02,087 --> 00:15:04,988 Yes. Well, uh-Well... 183 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:09,026 since it was Mr. Steele's idea to stage a funeral... 184 00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:12,119 - what goes better with a funeral than- - A wake! 185 00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:17,293 Of sorts- a little get-together where the widows can drink to the dear departed. 186 00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:22,135 And while you have all the suspects under one roof, you smoke out the killer. 187 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,730 Exactly. 188 00:15:23,842 --> 00:15:28,142 Oh, that's absolutely brilliant, Mr. Steele! 189 00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:30,237 Ooh, it's just brilliant! 190 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:33,647 Well, one does what one can, Mildred. [ Clears Throat ] 191 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:36,920 I'll handle the cold cuts. 192 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,428 [ " Here Comes The Bride'' ] 193 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:47,123 - Wrong side. - Obviously. 194 00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:53,871 [ Classical, Somber] 195 00:15:53,972 --> 00:15:56,566 - Ahh. That's more like it. - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] 196 00:15:56,674 --> 00:16:00,110 - How do I look? - A bit more distraught would help. 197 00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:04,574 A portrait of grief. 198 00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:06,650 [ Mock Sob ] 199 00:16:13,658 --> 00:16:16,957 Laura, I'm Barbara. 200 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,894 - [ Door Shuts ] - I'm so glad you could come. 201 00:16:19,998 --> 00:16:24,196 Oh, this is my friend and attorney, Sterling Gillette. 202 00:16:24,302 --> 00:16:29,001 - I'm sorry to hear of your loss, Mrs. Dannon. So tragic and- - And curious. 203 00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:33,043 I came tonight 'cause I want to know how five of us ended up in black. 204 00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:35,135 [ Sobs ] 205 00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:37,771 We were supposed to be married next week. 206 00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:40,442 I was out of town when- 207 00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:43,282 And then I heard of the funeral- Ohh! 208 00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:47,552 Oh, baby, it's all right. 209 00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:49,957 - I know how you feel. - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] 210 00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:55,599 - Gentle? - Mm-hmm. 211 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,668 Frank? 212 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:02,206 - You're joking, right? - No. My Frank was so sweet. 213 00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:04,605 Oh, the man was an animal- 214 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,836 pure carnivore. 215 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:10,711 Didn't he ever- Hey, pal, this is girl talk. 216 00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:13,375 Why don't you go pour us a couple of shots, huh? 217 00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:16,476 - Why don't you come in, ladies? - Did he ever bring in the revolving light? 218 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:23,587 [ Frank ] I don't think anyone's tampered with those in the past 1 0 minutes. 219 00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:29,260 Look, buster. 220 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:32,336 Those are mean streets out there... 221 00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:35,873 where a man's life could be bought for bus fare... 222 00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:39,569 and a woman's virtue is as thin as the paint on her face. 223 00:17:39,677 --> 00:17:44,444 Oh, Miss Krebs. You don't really think any of those nice women would try to kill me, do you? 224 00:17:44,549 --> 00:17:49,782 - All I can say is I- I wish I was packin' a rod. - A rod? 225 00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:52,413 A gat, a roscoe... 226 00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:56,152 an equalizer, artillery. 227 00:17:56,261 --> 00:18:00,095 The boss doesn't like us carrying. I'm gonna have to talk to him about that. 228 00:18:00,198 --> 00:18:05,636 Yeah, but look, if so many women married me, I must be a lovable guy, right? 229 00:18:05,737 --> 00:18:08,297 - Wrong. - If only I could talk to them... 230 00:18:08,406 --> 00:18:10,966 I'm sure I could straighten things out because, obviously... 231 00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:13,373 there's been some kind of misunderstanding. 232 00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,708 You're dead, mister. And as far as I'm concerned... 233 00:18:15,813 --> 00:18:18,680 you're gonna stay dead so no one can kill you. 234 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:23,618 All right, Miss Krebs. 235 00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:25,712 I know when I'm licked. 236 00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:29,884 I think I'll, uh,just take a shower and call it a night. 237 00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:59,856 I'm sending you over, angel. 238 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,858 [ Water Running ] 239 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,455 -[ Thuds ] -[ Groans ] 240 00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:12,267 But, my dear, how could you be married to the man... 241 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,429 and not known he was an aerospace engineer? 242 00:19:14,539 --> 00:19:17,633 Well, because, my dear, the man I married was a neurosurgeon. 243 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:21,678 - [ Gasps ] That explains it. Oh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 244 00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:25,180 Um, my Frank was a history professor. 245 00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:28,744 But one night, when we were in the middle of- 246 00:19:28,853 --> 00:19:30,878 [ Laughs ] you know- 247 00:19:30,989 --> 00:19:35,323 he started shouting, "Clamp it, clamp it.'' 248 00:19:39,063 --> 00:19:41,998 - More champagne, ladies? - Please. 249 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,900 - Oh, hi, blue eyes. - Hm. 250 00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:48,905 I could use a refill. 251 00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:53,376 Say, you're a lawyer, right, honey? 252 00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:57,746 [ Sighs ] 253 00:19:57,849 --> 00:20:01,410 I just find the law so... stimulating. 254 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:04,079 Yes, yes- corpus delicti... 255 00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:07,783 ipso facto, rigor mortis. 256 00:20:07,892 --> 00:20:09,860 Endless fascination, Mrs. Dannon. 257 00:20:09,961 --> 00:20:12,259 And he told me that he had to be away a lot... 258 00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:16,595 in order to acquire antiques for his shop. 259 00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:21,934 The truck drivin' man I married wouldn't know an antique from a crankshaft. 260 00:20:25,043 --> 00:20:27,204 Cold cuts, anyone? 261 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,336 No, thanks. 262 00:20:29,447 --> 00:20:32,541 - [ Whispering ] Just- cheese. - Mm-hmm. More? 263 00:20:36,254 --> 00:20:39,985 I wonder what Frank saw in a little thing like that. 264 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,522 Terrible thing about your husband. 265 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:48,861 Why talk about him? 266 00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:51,457 You know, that adorable little Laura... 267 00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:55,027 says you're handling Frank's will. 268 00:20:55,139 --> 00:20:59,599 - Uh- Uh, yes, that's right. - Oh, that's just wonderful. 269 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,440 Why don't you just tell me all about it? 270 00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:05,846 You know, like, how much do I get? 271 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,441 I can keep a secret. 272 00:21:08,553 --> 00:21:10,521 Mr. Gillette. 273 00:21:11,589 --> 00:21:13,614 - Mr. Gillette! - Ah, Miss Holt. 274 00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:16,989 Uh, I'm just going over the finer points of- 275 00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:20,064 I can see the points you were going over. May I speak with you a moment? 276 00:21:20,164 --> 00:21:23,930 Certainly, certainly. Uh, I'm sure you'll get over your grief in time. 277 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:26,936 - Ahh. - Excuse me, please. [ Clears Throat ] 278 00:21:29,006 --> 00:21:31,600 - I spotted a gun in Barbara's purse. - Hmm. 279 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:34,303 And our raven-haired yum-yum over there has been plying me... 280 00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:36,312 with questions about inheritance. 281 00:21:36,414 --> 00:21:38,541 What are you getting from the others? 282 00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:41,675 A fascinating portrait of the energetic Mr. Dannon. 283 00:21:41,786 --> 00:21:44,584 Apparently, he was all things to all women. 284 00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:47,419 Huh. You're beginning to sound like a jealous fianc�e. 285 00:21:47,525 --> 00:21:49,891 [ Chuckles ] Let's just put it this way- 286 00:21:49,994 --> 00:21:54,795 If his case went to trial tomorrow, I'd have a hard time knowing which side to root for. 287 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:57,595 I'm certainly glad Frank isn't around to hear that. 288 00:21:57,702 --> 00:22:00,671 - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] - I got it, honey! 289 00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:07,039 - Hi, everybody! - [ Gasps ] 290 00:22:07,145 --> 00:22:09,670 [ Screaming, Crying ] 291 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:12,340 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 292 00:22:15,486 --> 00:22:17,784 - [ Women Arguing ] - [ Steele Shouting ] All legitimate questions... 293 00:22:17,889 --> 00:22:20,449 which I'm sure will all be answered in good time.! 294 00:22:20,558 --> 00:22:23,618 However, Mr. Dannon is incapacitated for the time being, so I suggest... 295 00:22:23,728 --> 00:22:27,562 - that we all go home, relax, and I shall contact you in the- - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] 296 00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:30,964 Okay! Ah, Nancy! Please, please, don't go in there! 297 00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:34,560 Okay, ladies, he's very, very ill, isn't he? Yes! This way! Here's the door! 298 00:22:34,672 --> 00:22:36,970 - [ Overlapping Chatter ] - Ahh, Dr. Krebs! 299 00:22:37,074 --> 00:22:40,532 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Ah, don't be sorry, Doctor. You've arrived in record time. 300 00:22:40,645 --> 00:22:43,580 - Oh, but I- - I know you need someplace private to do your work... 301 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:45,808 so go right ahead, Doctor. 302 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:48,818 Go ahead, Doctor. Don't let us disturb you. Good night, ladies. 303 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,754 Good night, Mrs. Dannon! Good night, Mrs. Dannon! Good night, Mrs. Dannon! 304 00:22:52,857 --> 00:22:56,190 I know. Good night, Mrs. Dannon. Good night. Good night to you! 305 00:22:56,294 --> 00:23:00,731 - Good night! - Oh, oh, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. I- 306 00:23:00,831 --> 00:23:04,665 - It can wait, Mildred. - I hope you understand how badly you've complicated things... 307 00:23:04,769 --> 00:23:06,737 by showing up here tonight, Frank. 308 00:23:06,837 --> 00:23:09,601 - I just thought- - Not only have you destroyed all our painstaking work... 309 00:23:09,707 --> 00:23:13,040 we've done thus far, but now everybody knows you're alive. 310 00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:16,443 But looking on the brighter side, we've learned that you're no run-of-the-mill bigamist. 311 00:23:16,547 --> 00:23:19,107 Do you realize you've posed as an antique dealer... 312 00:23:19,217 --> 00:23:21,185 a truck driver, a neurosurgeon... 313 00:23:21,285 --> 00:23:23,549 a college professor and an aerospace engineer... 314 00:23:23,654 --> 00:23:26,179 while simultaneously maintaining five households? 315 00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:29,885 - Disgusting. - Mildred, we're professionals. 316 00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:33,486 We have been hired to protect Mr. Dannon to the best of our ability... 317 00:23:33,598 --> 00:23:38,763 and we will do so regardless of our personal feelings whatever they might be. 318 00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:41,429 You swine. 319 00:23:44,575 --> 00:23:48,409 - You'll be safer at my apartment. - You really think I'm still in danger? 320 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,913 Frank, please. A few minutes ago, one of your spouses tried to use your head... 321 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:54,507 - as a basketball. - Oh, I think you're making too much of this. 322 00:23:54,619 --> 00:23:59,716 - I can't believe one of my wives would actually take- - [ Gunshots ] 323 00:23:59,824 --> 00:24:02,622 - You were saying? - [ Tires Screeching ] 324 00:24:08,432 --> 00:24:11,060 - Are you all right? - They were over there! 325 00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:14,961 - What was that? - See anything? 326 00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:19,133 What was it? Here. Well, now. 327 00:24:21,245 --> 00:24:23,543 Oh. Perhaps one of our ladies dropped this. 328 00:24:23,648 --> 00:24:26,981 You get Frank to bed, and I'll see if a certain gun's been fired in... 329 00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:29,450 say, the last five minutes. 330 00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:34,085 - [ Door Opening ] - [ Steele ] There we go. In we go. 331 00:24:39,764 --> 00:24:42,790 - How about a drink, eh? - Oh, I'd love one. 332 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:47,894 You know, it's just like Stella to try and choke me. She's so impulsive. 333 00:24:48,005 --> 00:24:50,633 - Frank. - Mr. Steele? 334 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:53,369 You're remembering. 335 00:24:53,477 --> 00:24:55,445 - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] Hey.! 336 00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:58,481 - That's right. - Ah, well, this calls for a toast. 337 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:02,541 Now, if only I could remember who came at me with that hatchet. 338 00:25:02,653 --> 00:25:04,780 Ah-ah, don't push it. Let's just be thankful... 339 00:25:04,889 --> 00:25:08,017 -your memory's returning, however slowly. - [ Cork Pops ] 340 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:11,617 - [ Pouring ] - Here we go. Voil�. 341 00:25:13,831 --> 00:25:15,799 To, uh- 342 00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:20,069 - To happy memories and what makes them. - Hm. 343 00:25:20,171 --> 00:25:25,199 To Mary. I'll never forget that week in Cape Cod. 344 00:25:25,309 --> 00:25:29,302 - And to Terry and those long nights with Dickens. - Mm-hmm. 345 00:25:29,413 --> 00:25:31,881 And to Stella too. [ Chuckles ] 346 00:25:31,982 --> 00:25:35,076 You know, a man couldn't ask for a better bowling partner. 347 00:25:36,887 --> 00:25:40,323 And to Barbara's... style. 348 00:25:40,424 --> 00:25:44,690 To those nights with Nancy, on that bearskin rug in front of the fireplace. 349 00:25:44,795 --> 00:25:47,059 - She'd rub- - I'll drink to that. 350 00:25:53,904 --> 00:25:57,032 Oh, but how did I ever get into this mess? 351 00:25:57,141 --> 00:26:00,599 I'm afraid you're the only one who can answer that, Frank. 352 00:26:00,711 --> 00:26:04,010 I remember it was... fun most of the time. 353 00:26:04,115 --> 00:26:06,481 Always something to look forward to- 354 00:26:06,584 --> 00:26:09,052 new job, new romance. 355 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:11,986 Can you recall how it all started? 356 00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:17,526 In college, I was always switching majors. 357 00:26:17,628 --> 00:26:19,596 Then I dropped out... 358 00:26:21,932 --> 00:26:24,059 and I joined the navy. 359 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:27,228 Yeah, that's right. I enlisted- medical orderly. 360 00:26:29,507 --> 00:26:32,704 We were somewhere in the China Sea. 361 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:35,335 Took on some wounded. 362 00:26:35,446 --> 00:26:39,849 And one of the doctors collapsed, and the patient was dying. 363 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:42,180 Blood was everywhere. 364 00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:48,247 So I just... picked up some instruments. 365 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,988 I mean, I'd seen plenty of operations. 366 00:26:54,498 --> 00:26:56,466 And, uh... 367 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:02,100 I saved that man's life. 368 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:04,572 - Did you tell anyone? - What, in the navy? 369 00:27:04,675 --> 00:27:06,802 Oh, that would have landed me in the brig. 370 00:27:06,911 --> 00:27:11,280 But-But it was that experience that made me realize I had a gift. 371 00:27:11,382 --> 00:27:14,010 I could watch somebody do something and pick it up- 372 00:27:14,118 --> 00:27:16,086 - [ Snaps Fingers ] - right away. 373 00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:21,289 Suddenly you saw your life was different from that of most men. 374 00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:26,289 You didn't have to be trapped in a single identity. 375 00:27:26,397 --> 00:27:28,524 No one could tell you what to do. 376 00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:31,999 That's right. [ Chuckles ] You really understand, don't you? 377 00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:34,570 [ Chuckles ] Tell me, though. 378 00:27:34,672 --> 00:27:37,197 How did the women figure in all this? 379 00:27:37,308 --> 00:27:42,041 Oh, as I recall, it just happened. 380 00:27:42,146 --> 00:27:45,343 I fell in love, got married. 381 00:27:45,449 --> 00:27:49,510 - Then I fell in love with someone else. - And married her too. 382 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:53,613 [ Chuckles ] I guess I'm just an old-fashioned guy. 383 00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:57,285 Yes. But did you ever consider how they might feel about it? 384 00:27:58,963 --> 00:28:00,931 No, I guess not. 385 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:04,700 [ Sighs ] Maybe it's too bad that hatchet missed. 386 00:28:04,802 --> 00:28:08,829 Uh, listen, Frank, I think that's being a bit extreme. 387 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:12,898 I mean, look at it this way: At least you're capable of making a commitment. 388 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:16,002 Now what kind of commitments did I make, Mr. Steele? 389 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:19,207 I was playing roles, imagining I was putting something over on life... 390 00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:21,546 when in fact, I was only fooling myself. 391 00:28:26,223 --> 00:28:29,056 I guess I was too scared to make a real commitment. 392 00:28:29,159 --> 00:28:31,024 It's not an uncommon failing, Frank. 393 00:28:32,863 --> 00:28:36,264 Hey, listen, it's been a long day, a tough day. 394 00:28:36,367 --> 00:28:39,359 I've got the couch, you take the bedroom, okay? 395 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:46,343 Good night, Frank. 396 00:29:05,195 --> 00:29:08,130 What are you doing here? 397 00:29:08,232 --> 00:29:11,463 - Somebody took some shots tonight at Frank after you left. - Oh, no! 398 00:29:11,569 --> 00:29:13,969 - Is he all right? - He's all right. 399 00:29:14,071 --> 00:29:16,062 Oh, God! I'm sorry. 400 00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:20,269 Um, let's move into the study. 401 00:29:21,679 --> 00:29:25,206 This is quite a shock, but, uh, I don't understand... 402 00:29:25,316 --> 00:29:30,447 - why you came here- - I saw the gun in your purse tonight, Barbara. 403 00:29:30,554 --> 00:29:35,253 - Oh, I see. And you suspected that- - You had the means... 404 00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:38,123 the motive and the opportunity. 405 00:29:38,228 --> 00:29:40,560 You sound just like a policeman. 406 00:29:40,664 --> 00:29:44,794 I am- the private kind. Frank's my client. 407 00:29:44,902 --> 00:29:47,632 Oh, I see. 408 00:29:47,738 --> 00:29:51,401 Well, I may have had the means to shoot Frank... 409 00:29:51,508 --> 00:29:54,341 but you are wrong about the motive. 410 00:29:54,445 --> 00:29:57,278 I owe that man more than I could ever possibly repay. 411 00:29:59,516 --> 00:30:04,579 When I first met Frank, I was an ambitious dress designer. 412 00:30:04,688 --> 00:30:08,522 I had no time for anything but running my own business. 413 00:30:08,626 --> 00:30:12,824 Frank showed me how hollow that life was. Without someone to share it with... 414 00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:14,898 my success meant nothing. 415 00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:21,566 Frank Dannon saved me from becoming a very cold, hard woman. 416 00:30:21,672 --> 00:30:23,799 He taught me how to love again. 417 00:30:26,310 --> 00:30:28,437 I'd still like to see that gun. 418 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:33,610 - Of course. - May I? 419 00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:37,454 Certainly. 420 00:30:46,163 --> 00:30:48,131 It's gone. 421 00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,993 Oh, Frank, darling. 422 00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,162 Hm! Oh, no! Don't, Nance! 423 00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:57,172 No! 424 00:30:57,274 --> 00:31:00,710 - What do you say we run away tonight, huh? - Oh, uh- 425 00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:05,111 We'll rent a room with one of those beds like we had that weekend in Pittsburgh. 426 00:31:05,215 --> 00:31:07,945 - Oh, Pittsburgh. - Start all over again, huh? 427 00:31:08,052 --> 00:31:13,251 - Oh, Nancy, I-I don't- - Now, hush. Now, I don't care about those other girls. 428 00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:16,383 I know you couldn't care for them the way you care about me, could you? 429 00:31:16,493 --> 00:31:20,520 - No. - We'll just pretend like nothing ever happened. 430 00:31:23,434 --> 00:31:26,995 " Come into my parlor,'' said the spider to the fly. 431 00:31:27,104 --> 00:31:29,231 - What? - What's to stop her from taking you... 432 00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:33,036 to some nice, secluded spot and slitting your throat, Frank? 433 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:36,476 - Why would I do that? - Inheritance, Nancy. 434 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:39,378 The only subject on your mind from earlier this evening. 435 00:31:39,483 --> 00:31:42,247 Well, I thought he was dead. 436 00:31:42,352 --> 00:31:45,253 I just wanted to see what was coming to me. 437 00:31:45,355 --> 00:31:47,983 Same old cash problems, huh, Nance? 438 00:31:48,092 --> 00:31:50,890 Well, now, hon, I'm just a little bit overextended... 439 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:55,090 but you know how picky those credit card people can be. 440 00:31:55,199 --> 00:31:58,168 But I wouldn't hurt a hair on my Frank's head. 441 00:31:58,268 --> 00:32:01,965 This is the only man who's ever respected me for more than just my body. 442 00:32:02,072 --> 00:32:04,267 [ Chuckles ] Isn't she something? 443 00:32:04,374 --> 00:32:06,399 Oh, yes, Frank. 444 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:10,412 She's definitely something. Definitely. 445 00:32:19,256 --> 00:32:21,224 - All right, honey. - [ Gasps ] 446 00:32:21,325 --> 00:32:23,816 Where is he? 447 00:32:34,571 --> 00:32:37,506 You said he'd be here 1 0 minutes ago. So where is he? 448 00:32:37,608 --> 00:32:40,634 Stella, why don't you sit down? 449 00:32:40,744 --> 00:32:44,578 I can't sit down. This is my life we're talking about, honey. 450 00:32:44,681 --> 00:32:48,981 - I thought Frank's life was the issue here. - Frank- 451 00:32:49,086 --> 00:32:51,919 Frank's got it made. He's got the pick of the litter. 452 00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:56,157 - Where is he anyway? - Come on, Stella. 453 00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:58,387 You think I'd let him walk into a bullet? 454 00:32:58,495 --> 00:33:01,328 You missed once. I wasn't gonna give you a second chance. 455 00:33:01,431 --> 00:33:05,390 What are you talking about? Me, shoot Frank? 456 00:33:05,502 --> 00:33:07,470 You're joking, right? 457 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:10,131 Somehow you'd be more convincing without the gun. 458 00:33:14,211 --> 00:33:16,771 You wouldn't understand. 459 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,815 I'll never find a man to replace Frank. 460 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:22,886 Look at me, honey. 461 00:33:22,986 --> 00:33:27,082 This isn't exactly a body that men lust after. 462 00:33:27,191 --> 00:33:32,493 But I'll tell you something: Frank made me feel like a queen. 463 00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:36,726 Roses, candlelight dinners, the works. 464 00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:42,466 Obviously, things can't go back to the way they were before, so who is he gonna choose? 465 00:33:44,007 --> 00:33:46,669 You think a hundred and 40 pounds of cellulite... 466 00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:52,340 can compete with you... or any of those other broads? 467 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:54,417 Fat chance. 468 00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:58,284 Stella, come here. Come here. Sit down. 469 00:34:01,892 --> 00:34:07,194 Trying to force ourselves upon him is only going to make things worse. 470 00:34:08,232 --> 00:34:11,258 He's got to want to come to us. 471 00:34:11,368 --> 00:34:15,702 Without that, it doesn't matter how much we feel for him. 472 00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:20,709 We'll only drive him away. Love doesn't work on demand. 473 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:26,044 You've been through this before, huh, honey? 474 00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:31,747 But can a man who has... 475 00:34:31,855 --> 00:34:36,724 that many surprises up his sleeve be worth all the effort? 476 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:42,098 I think so. 477 00:34:44,434 --> 00:34:46,402 I hope you're right. 478 00:34:49,873 --> 00:34:52,341 Maybe I'd better hang on to that, huh? 479 00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,778 This? 480 00:34:58,015 --> 00:35:00,449 Sure. 481 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:02,450 [ Clears Throat ] 482 00:35:03,487 --> 00:35:05,455 [ Sniffing ] 483 00:35:19,903 --> 00:35:23,703 Ah, Mildred. Thanks for coming. 484 00:35:23,807 --> 00:35:28,267 I thought it best somebody spend the night with Frank-what's left of it anyway. 485 00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:30,676 This is the last safe place we can keep him. 486 00:35:30,781 --> 00:35:34,478 Why don't you, uh, bed down in Miss Holt's office for the evening? 487 00:35:34,584 --> 00:35:39,146 - I can't do that, sir. - Well, then, uh, use the couch out here. 488 00:35:39,256 --> 00:35:43,818 Sir, I- I came to tender my resignation. 489 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:49,698 Oh, Mildred, I'm stunned. 490 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:55,432 I failed you, sir, and on my first major assignment too. 491 00:35:55,539 --> 00:35:58,303 You're referring to Frank's untimely resurrection. 492 00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:02,811 It was a sucker play, and I fell for it just like a schoolgirl. 493 00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:06,872 I- I don't deserve the confidence you've placed in me. 494 00:36:06,984 --> 00:36:09,043 Mildred, we all make mistakes. 495 00:36:09,152 --> 00:36:12,713 No. Not you, sir. 496 00:36:12,823 --> 00:36:17,556 No, I- I can't continue here, feeling like a fraud. 497 00:36:17,661 --> 00:36:20,186 No, I'm just a washed-up bureaucrat... 498 00:36:20,297 --> 00:36:23,391 and I should be home knitting instead of trying to be something that I'm not. 499 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,230 - [ Sighs ] Come on, Mildred. Sit down. - [ Sobs ] Oh, sir. 500 00:36:29,306 --> 00:36:31,274 Have a seat. 501 00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:35,778 [ Sighs ] 502 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:42,676 Perhaps you don't realize this, Mildred... 503 00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:46,552 but you are a tremendous asset to this agency. 504 00:36:46,656 --> 00:36:50,558 You're intensely loyal, a dedicated worker... 505 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:54,528 one who relishes those dreary assignments that most people detest. 506 00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,690 You're just being kind. 507 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,769 Then let's talk about frauds. 508 00:37:02,773 --> 00:37:05,071 Mildred... 509 00:37:05,175 --> 00:37:09,771 you are looking at one of the biggest frauds you've ever seen. 510 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,781 - I'm not Remington Steele. - You're not? 511 00:37:12,883 --> 00:37:15,078 Well, not the Remington Steele you think I am. 512 00:37:15,185 --> 00:37:18,586 Oh, I know I appear to be the supersleuth with all the answers- 513 00:37:18,688 --> 00:37:22,590 dapper, debonair, worldly. 514 00:37:22,692 --> 00:37:25,559 But it's all an act- 515 00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:28,859 one conceived by Miss Holt that I work very hard to maintain... 516 00:37:28,965 --> 00:37:32,332 in order to support this agency's image. 517 00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:35,530 She's the real detective. 518 00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:39,131 If I'm anything more than a figurehead, I owe it to her. 519 00:37:42,479 --> 00:37:45,846 I've made more mistakes since I've been with Laura than I care to remember... 520 00:37:45,949 --> 00:37:48,349 but I'm still here, Mildred. 521 00:37:49,653 --> 00:37:52,315 So we'll have no more talk about resigning. 522 00:37:52,422 --> 00:37:55,050 We'll find our way together, eh? 523 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,627 - Until the morning then. - [ Sniffles ] 524 00:38:05,802 --> 00:38:07,770 Where's Frank? 525 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:11,637 Upstairs, asleep at last, with Mildred at the drawbridge. 526 00:38:12,742 --> 00:38:14,869 Incidentally... 527 00:38:14,978 --> 00:38:18,106 I had a word with our Miss Krebs. 528 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:20,979 - Did you tell her? - Yes. 529 00:38:21,084 --> 00:38:23,678 - Everything? - Within reason. 530 00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:30,086 - How did she take it? - It was a bit of a shock, but, uh, she'll get over it. 531 00:38:31,695 --> 00:38:34,186 Must have been difficult for you. 532 00:38:34,297 --> 00:38:38,427 Telling the truth is something I've always worked hard to avoid. 533 00:38:38,535 --> 00:38:40,503 Past tense? 534 00:38:41,571 --> 00:38:44,540 Increasingly so, I'm afraid. 535 00:38:44,641 --> 00:38:47,405 You know, you're rapidly becoming the man I envisioned... 536 00:38:47,511 --> 00:38:50,139 when I created Remington Steele- 537 00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:53,080 honest, courageous... 538 00:38:53,183 --> 00:38:56,311 caring, good-humored... 539 00:38:58,522 --> 00:39:00,490 sexy. 540 00:39:08,832 --> 00:39:12,461 I must say, it's satisfying being able to do this without Mildred interrupting... 541 00:39:13,503 --> 00:39:15,334 phones going... 542 00:39:16,373 --> 00:39:19,809 - bullets flying. - I agree. 543 00:39:32,189 --> 00:39:32,355 [ Laura ] I think we can eliminate Barbara as a suspect. 544 00:39:32,355 --> 00:39:34,550 [ Laura ] I think we can eliminate Barbara as a suspect. 545 00:39:34,658 --> 00:39:36,626 That's one. 546 00:39:36,726 --> 00:39:40,457 And Nancy didn't harm Frank when she had the opportunity to in my bedroom. 547 00:39:40,564 --> 00:39:43,362 -Shouldn't that clear her? - Two down. 548 00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:48,563 Stella took Barbara's gun, which means she had the means to shoot Frank, but it was never fired. 549 00:39:48,672 --> 00:39:51,641 Besides, I don't think an imaginative killer like the one we're after... 550 00:39:51,741 --> 00:39:54,710 would try to choke Frank to death in a room full of witnesses. 551 00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:57,336 Three out. Any more? 552 00:39:57,447 --> 00:40:01,713 - Tsk. I think that's it for now. - That leaves Terry and Mary. 553 00:40:01,818 --> 00:40:04,252 Terry's the least likely suspect of them all- 554 00:40:04,354 --> 00:40:08,620 shy, sweet, a college professor whose only excitement in life... 555 00:40:08,725 --> 00:40:10,989 is provided by Victorian novels. 556 00:40:12,629 --> 00:40:15,928 - Which means it's definitely her. - How did you arrive at that? 557 00:40:16,032 --> 00:40:19,229 It's always the least likely suspect you've got to watch, Laura. 558 00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:23,796 And at the moment, the only one I could suspect more would be the butler, if there was one. 559 00:40:23,907 --> 00:40:27,741 Mary had a violent reaction to Frank's reappearance. 560 00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:30,779 It was more than sudden shock that made her faint. 561 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,941 It was the horror of seeing the man she murdered coming back from the grave. 562 00:40:35,051 --> 00:40:37,713 Besides, she has an accent. Always a dead giveaway. 563 00:40:37,821 --> 00:40:41,917 Hardly conclusive evidence, Laura. Some of the nicest people I know have accents. 564 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:45,483 Oh, please, people.! This isn't getting us anywhere.! 565 00:40:45,595 --> 00:40:47,586 Well, maybe this will. 566 00:40:49,099 --> 00:40:52,262 I gave that charm to Terry. 567 00:40:52,369 --> 00:40:56,897 - Aha! - But I also gave one to Mary. 568 00:40:57,007 --> 00:40:59,237 - Aha. - Why did you do that? 569 00:40:59,342 --> 00:41:01,708 Well, I gave one to each of my wives. 570 00:41:01,811 --> 00:41:03,938 Aha. 571 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:06,174 It was kind of a trademark. 572 00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:08,410 Well, then, our job is simple: 573 00:41:08,518 --> 00:41:11,612 find out which of our prime suspects is missing that trinket. 574 00:41:11,721 --> 00:41:14,281 Should work like a charm. 575 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:26,535 - Frank.! - Mary. 576 00:41:26,636 --> 00:41:29,628 What are you doing- What are you doing here? 577 00:41:29,739 --> 00:41:33,835 - Seemed only fair to share him with everyone. - Eh, you remember me, um- 578 00:41:33,943 --> 00:41:35,911 - Sterling Gillette. - Ah, yes. 579 00:41:36,012 --> 00:41:39,277 - Of course. - Oh, what a lovely bracelet. 580 00:41:39,382 --> 00:41:42,715 - And what a lovely charm, eh, Miss Holt? - [ Laura ] Lovely. 581 00:41:42,819 --> 00:41:45,379 Thank you. I always wear it. 582 00:41:45,488 --> 00:41:48,355 Frank gave it to me. Didn't you, dear? 583 00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:50,653 Mmm. 584 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,696 - All right, let's go. W-We got a job to do. - But you just got here. 585 00:41:54,798 --> 00:41:57,028 Frank, why don't you stay a while with Mary? 586 00:41:57,133 --> 00:42:00,762 I'm sure Mr. Gillette and I can handle everything to your satisfaction. 587 00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:03,771 It'll be better for all concerned, Frank. Trust me. 588 00:42:04,808 --> 00:42:06,776 Honey. 589 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:13,913 I must say, Laura, I think you're taking Mary's innocence quite well. 590 00:42:14,017 --> 00:42:15,985 - No, I'm not. - Now remember: 591 00:42:16,086 --> 00:42:19,715 This is a vicious killer who's tried bullets, arrows, hatchets. 592 00:42:19,823 --> 00:42:22,724 Don't let appearances deceive you. She's capable of anything. 593 00:42:22,826 --> 00:42:25,260 [ Crying ] 594 00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:27,330 Aww! 595 00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:39,435 I haven't- haven't been able to stop crying since last night. 596 00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:44,707 - It's been hard on all of us. - I can't believe it. You see, Frank is such a good man. 597 00:42:44,814 --> 00:42:47,749 - The best. - He's- He's kind. 598 00:42:47,851 --> 00:42:49,011 - The kindest. - Funny. 599 00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:51,349 - Hysterical. - What a creep! 600 00:42:51,454 --> 00:42:55,220 - Pardon me? - How could he do this to me? 601 00:42:57,026 --> 00:43:01,395 You had no idea that Frank was two-tim- I mean, uh, five-timing you? 602 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:03,523 Here, take the whole thing. 603 00:43:03,633 --> 00:43:06,966 - Oh, oh, oh, my. Look at this! - Oh! 604 00:43:07,070 --> 00:43:10,198 - Ohh! - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I was just admiring your bracelet. 605 00:43:10,306 --> 00:43:14,402 - It's quite an unusual charm, wouldn't you say, Mr. Gillette? - Remarkable, yes. 606 00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:18,948 Frank gave this to me on our- on our wedding day. You see? 607 00:43:19,048 --> 00:43:21,983 - There's our wedding date. - Ahh. 608 00:43:22,085 --> 00:43:24,747 - Oh. - [ Whimpering ] 609 00:43:24,854 --> 00:43:27,084 [ Sobbing ] 610 00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:30,159 - " 2/1 1 /83.'' - Uh-huh. 611 00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:32,228 Oh, my God! 612 00:43:34,631 --> 00:43:40,126 Oh, Mary. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy just being with you. 613 00:43:40,236 --> 00:43:42,204 Oh, Frank. 614 00:43:42,305 --> 00:43:45,433 - I'm so glad you've explained everything to me. - Well, I- 615 00:43:45,542 --> 00:43:48,602 It makes what happened easier to understand. 616 00:43:48,711 --> 00:43:52,977 For a while there, I thought I'd lost you, but now you're found. 617 00:43:53,082 --> 00:43:55,710 You'll never leave my side again. 618 00:43:55,819 --> 00:43:58,617 That's the way I feel. Mmm! 619 00:44:01,090 --> 00:44:03,115 - [ Sighs ] Look at me. - Hmm? 620 00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:05,194 - I'm a mess. - What? 621 00:44:05,295 --> 00:44:07,422 I wanted to look so special for you. 622 00:44:07,530 --> 00:44:10,499 Oh, you never looked better to me. 623 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,694 Let me go clean up. I won't be long. 624 00:44:16,773 --> 00:44:18,741 Uhh. 625 00:44:18,842 --> 00:44:22,300 [ Clock Chiming ] 626 00:44:43,233 --> 00:44:45,861 [ Thunderclaps ] 627 00:45:14,697 --> 00:45:17,928 You've been a tough man to kill- 628 00:45:18,034 --> 00:45:20,366 not like the others. 629 00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:23,564 - A real challenge. - I-I- I don't- 630 00:45:23,673 --> 00:45:26,733 [ Whispering ] But now it's bye-bye. 631 00:45:26,843 --> 00:45:29,243 Stop right there, Mrs. Dannon! 632 00:45:31,214 --> 00:45:33,182 Where is she? 633 00:45:35,585 --> 00:45:37,553 Oh. Sorry. 634 00:45:38,721 --> 00:45:40,279 [ Sighs ] 635 00:45:44,394 --> 00:45:46,521 I still can't believe it. 636 00:45:46,629 --> 00:45:50,190 Yes, well, seven bodies buried in a rose garden and all for their money. 637 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:53,736 - Huh! No passion involved whatsoever. - Well, I loved her. 638 00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:57,363 If you hadn't, you wouldn't have developed amnesia. It was the shock of seeing... 639 00:45:57,473 --> 00:46:01,375 someone you totally believed in trying to kill you that snapped your memory. 640 00:46:01,477 --> 00:46:04,469 - Poetic justice. - What was that? 641 00:46:04,581 --> 00:46:08,449 I said, it was so nice to see justice done. 642 00:46:10,353 --> 00:46:14,221 But, uh, how did you know it was Mary? I mean, after all, she had the charm. 643 00:46:14,324 --> 00:46:16,383 Yes, but we had the one with the date on it. 644 00:46:16,492 --> 00:46:20,485 A lady who coolly conceived seven murders was clever enough to realize... 645 00:46:20,597 --> 00:46:23,998 that a missing charm might give her trouble, so the next morning she went out and bought another. 646 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,500 Well, I'll tell you one thing: I've learned my lesson. 647 00:46:26,603 --> 00:46:30,004 From now on, it's strictly the straight and narrow. 648 00:46:30,106 --> 00:46:33,940 One job, one woman and one Frank Dannon. 649 00:46:34,043 --> 00:46:36,068 I hope so. 650 00:46:36,179 --> 00:46:40,513 - Well, thanks for everything, Mr. Steele and Miss Holt. - Ah, yes. 651 00:46:40,617 --> 00:46:43,950 And thank you, Mildred. 652 00:46:53,896 --> 00:46:56,296 We want to talk to you, Frank. 653 00:46:56,399 --> 00:46:59,027 What about? 654 00:46:59,135 --> 00:47:01,262 Your future. 655 00:47:01,371 --> 00:47:03,635 Oh, uh- 656 00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:05,537 [ Chuckles ] 657 00:47:10,446 --> 00:47:13,813 Mildred, I understand you and Mr. Steele... 658 00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:16,646 had a very important discussion last night. 659 00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:21,417 Oh-ho, that we did. And it certainly was an eye-opener for me. 660 00:47:21,524 --> 00:47:24,220 Never in my wildest dreams did I think Mr. Steele... 661 00:47:24,327 --> 00:47:26,557 would go to such lengths to try to keep me here. 662 00:47:26,663 --> 00:47:31,293 I mean, do you know that he actually tried to convince me that you invented him? 663 00:47:31,401 --> 00:47:33,369 - [ Laughing ] - Ha-ha! 664 00:47:35,338 --> 00:47:39,536 Oh-ho, anybody who can come up with a story like that has my undying devotion. 665 00:47:39,642 --> 00:47:42,076 - Yeah. [ Chuckles ] - I'll fix you a cup of tea, boss. 666 00:47:42,178 --> 00:47:44,146 Okay, Mildred, thanks. 667 00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,884 [ Clears Throat ] 668 00:48:25,655 --> 00:48:26,622 [ Mews ] 669 00:48:26,672 --> 00:48:31,222 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0